Roll Call

The crew members have pointed out perhaps we should give a bit of a brief statement about us and our ship. We are writing pirates on the ship, Romance Writer's Revenge, which we all credit the naming of to Terrio, whom you'll meet in a minute. Keep your britches on.

Our mission is to...well, be pirates. Okay, not like that. We're different. We like to bathe. Not together. Get your minds out of the gutter.

We've banded together, rebels, who write because there is no greater freedom than that which can be found between the pages of... *tomato thrown at her by Boatswain Terrio* Hey! *glowering* We're eating that later. Once we acquire a cook. Now mind yourself, or I'll turn the Captain's Daughter on you.

Please let me introduce Quartermaster Sin. *pointing to a leggy brunette who looks like she'd as soon kick your ass as look at you, dressed in black, all black* Nearly six-feet tall and enough to give the rest of us inferiority complexes if we thought about it too much. She writes like a hurricane, and this is without the bionic hand she wishes she could have.

*pointing to a shorter (who isn't shorter than QM Sin?) auburn-haired pirate in blues and silvers, black knee boots looking particularly fetish-like* This is Boatswain Terrio, our chief petty officer (emphasis on petty) and here to boost our morale. *Terrio swishes cat-o-nine tails* Despite the accessories and pirate attire, Terrio writes contemporary romance without a single whip to be featured in it.

If you want whips, I suggest reading Sin's stuff. I'd tell you what she writes, but on any given day, I doubt Sin could tell me. *grins*

Over here, *pointing to a young woman straddling a cannon, looking quite at home* is Powder Monkey Lisa. We've just acquired her to load the cannons--I hear she's wonderful with big guns. She also writes contemporary romance, but I believe she prefers to call it "smut." Poor gel, the only thing worth writing, really.

And I am Captain Hellion. I doubt any introductions are necessary.

So this is who we are...and what we're about. Who are you....*grins* and what are you about?