When the Media Room was unwisely built at the opposite end of the ship from the galley, I saw the need for an errand boy of sorts. Someone we could send off to bring us whatever it is we need from the pantry and allow us to remain in our luxurious hammocks, sprawled in our sexiest yet natural poses. This is where Guido fit perfectly.
Speaking of fit, it was not easy to find just the right uniform for this boy. But I think what we threw together works for him. The color brings out his eyes, don't you think? What do you mean you haven't noticed his eyes?!
INSERT BIG ANNOUNCEMENT HERE!!!
The new ship is now complete and ready to be launched. So we've set the Christening Ceremony for the new and improved Romance Writer's Revenge for this Tuesday, April 1st. NO FOOLING! I'll still have one more blog here tomorrow so we can remember, reminisce and reflect, but then it's off to our new decks. Join me here tomorrow and then bring your best rum, wear your best peg-leg, and come prepared to party like a Pirate on Tuesday!!!!
PS: Yes, that is Justin Timberlake in the upcoming The Love Guru movie. You have to check out the trailer just to see him in this get up. Seriously, it's hysterical! And if this image disturbs you, blame the Captain. This was her idea.
10 comments:
I'm staying with a friend (yes, I have non-pirate friends) so I'm having to post this early. I'll be driving all day Sunday so have fun talking about the pornstache. LOL!
LOL. I don't think anyone noticed that it was early. I don't normally check until after midnight.
I'm very excited about the move! Eek! I have to pack *looking around at the mess* Yeesh! I need a crew member in here, stat!
I stand by that people probably haven't noticed the pornstache when there are so many other things so horribly wrong with this. LOL!
And yay the new ship! Is there air conditioning on this one? My hair frizzs if it's too humid....
I know which friend you're staying with, Terri!
I know, I know.
Wait ... it wasn't a contest, was it?
I'm too disturbed to comment on your picture.
Lumps in Spandex creep me the F out, even in jest.
What pornstache (See? Marnee Jo is right.)?
Uh. No thanks. No way. Washing eyeballs in bleach now.
Ooh! I have peeked and I have plundered the RWR! Very exciting...and, dare I say it, classy!
*clearing throat*
*getting out the RWR dictionary*
A pornstache is much like a Ron Jeremy-esque mustache that is commonly referred to as a pornstache because only pornstars wear them like that. We bow down to the JT wearing the pornstache because he's wearing it with a bananahammock two sizes two tight. LOL
JT looks awful in that pick.lol. And*sheds tear* I'm gonna miss this place.
J - since I was sitting in *your* livingroom when you typed that, I'm pretty sure if it were a contest, you'd be disqualified. LOL!
Maggie - You've got a lot of nerve calling us classy. Gah!
Kelly - We'll miss it too but you have to roll with progress my dear. Or just understand that our egos demanding more space. *g*
Pornstache? What pornstache? LOL!
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