Halloween is upon us; therefore, we must be more careful of things that go bump in the night. When I'm not pursuing my freedom upon the seas, I can be found at home in Scotland, snugged up to a brawn Highlander, finding out what he wears beneath his kilt. Leave it to that bonnie nation to make a clever quote, part Halloween, part prayer--and upon which this blog is focused today:
From ghoulies and ghosties and long leggety beasties and things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us!
~Scottish saying
But I'm never satisfied with just one version of this quotation, much like Andrew Jackson was never satisfied with just one way to spell a word. So I've come up with these alternate version. What do you think?
To charmers and pirates and long leggety libertines and handsome rogues that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us!
~Wench saying
From hunters and enemies and long leggety Krakens and things that go bump in the sea, Good Lord, deliver us!
~Pirate saying
To rum stores and lost booties and long leggety wenches and beds where we might bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us!
~Naughty pirate saying
From writer’s block and plot holes and irate, yelling editors and the slush pile from whence there is no hope of being published, Good Lord, deliver us!
~writer’s saying
I have a Halloween Treat (Pirate Loot) to send one of our guests who puts their own personal spin on that beloved Scottish saying.
