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VOICE OF PARIS HILTON: And so, I told that warden there was no way I was wearing their tacky orange jumpsuit. As if! Jumpsuits are last season. They finally let me wear my plush cashmere track suit instead and I was able to do my tricep dips in my cell. Don’t get me wrong, jail was really hard…but I think it made me really stronger as a person. So don’t worry, Lindsey—I swear to you jail time will positively fly by! Just work on your triceps! Oh! Gotta go! That guy from India is calling me…something about elephants. Maybe they’re doing a live movie about Dumbo. I wonder how they’ll find an elephant that can fly…
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EIGHTY-SIX MINUTES! THE CHIT SPENT 86 MINUTES IN THE SLAMMER!!
Sorry, venting about LiLo. Those brats all need someone to shake the shit out of them and take away those ugly sunglasses!
LMAO!!! This is perfect! I swear, drivers in Malibu must see their insurance rates going sky high with all these nit wits running into people.
I don't know what is the bigger joke. *LOL* Lilo or Leave Me in Stitches While She Saves the World Hilton...
I couldn't believe that the first time she was given kudos for saying something good - about the elephants with a drinking problem which I'm sure is not funny but still cracks me up - she actually goes out and says I didn't say that. This chick gives new meaning to vapid.
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