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VOICE OF PARIS HILTON: And so, I told that warden there was no way I was wearing their tacky orange jumpsuit. As if! Jumpsuits are last season. They finally let me wear my plush cashmere track suit instead and I was able to do my tricep dips in my cell. Don’t get me wrong, jail was really hard…but I think it made me really stronger as a person. So don’t worry, Lindsey—I swear to you jail time will positively fly by! Just work on your triceps! Oh! Gotta go! That guy from India is calling me…something about elephants. Maybe they’re doing a live movie about Dumbo. I wonder how they’ll find an elephant that can fly…

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