As pirate ships go, the Romance Writer's Revenge is not exactly the fanciest vessel skimming the waves. Truth be told, we picked her up cheap when we decided to take this journey and she needs a little work. So we've been working on some major remodeling plans here lately. In order to get the plans just right, we've had to move things around and see what we like. This means shifting cannons from here to there, re-arranging stacks of barrels and experimenting with ball stacking. (get yer minds out the gutter! Ah hell, who'm I kidding? Gutter away…)
All of this re-arranging requires major heavy lifting which required adding a bit of muscle to the crew. Someone who was willing to get a bit *dirty*. Lucky for us, we found this lovely hottie.
Meet Max the Mover. Isn't he just delicious? And the best part is, we each get to take turns giving him a bath at the end of the day. He does work so hard and gets so grimy. It's important that we get all the dirt, front and back, top to bottom, underneath where bits of dirt could be hiding. I assure you, we're very thorough. And we keep Max very happy.
Now, this is where I could tell you what to expect this week on the ship. But, well, pirates aren't much for planning so I haven't a clue where we'll be headed. But I can guarantee you all balls on this ship will be spit polished to a lovely shine. And we might even clean up the ammunition as well. *w*
All of this re-arranging requires major heavy lifting which required adding a bit of muscle to the crew. Someone who was willing to get a bit *dirty*. Lucky for us, we found this lovely hottie.
Meet Max the Mover. Isn't he just delicious? And the best part is, we each get to take turns giving him a bath at the end of the day. He does work so hard and gets so grimy. It's important that we get all the dirt, front and back, top to bottom, underneath where bits of dirt could be hiding. I assure you, we're very thorough. And we keep Max very happy.
Now, this is where I could tell you what to expect this week on the ship. But, well, pirates aren't much for planning so I haven't a clue where we'll be headed. But I can guarantee you all balls on this ship will be spit polished to a lovely shine. And we might even clean up the ammunition as well. *w*
Oh, and keep your eyes peeled for our new digs in the coming weeks. The Romance Writer's Revenge is going to be the purtiest ship you ever did see!
4 comments:
It sure is nice of him to help us out this way.
You all didn't know we were so hung up on cleanliness, did you? But, let me assure you, we are. You would be too if Max were around.
Oh Max,I volunteer to wash your cannon anytime...
Oh dearest Max- I'm dirty. I promise I know how to do all of the things you're interested in..
Can't wait for the new digs! I hear we're going to have more storage for rum.
PS! Leslie Langtry will be here Feb 26! Y'all come back now, ya hear?
Dear God, did Sin just channel Hee-Haw?
I'm loving Max. Where have you pirates been keeping him? I need some stuff moved...what do you mean, I can't have him right now? He's BUSY? How do you like that, a captain can't even get someone to help her move stuff....
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